Brad Garlinghouse, chief XRP promo-man and CEO of “technology company” Ripple Labs, made an unexpected appearance on a Twitter Spaces hosted by Mario Nawfal on Sunday, November 13 – just as the full extent of Sam Bankman Fried’s empire of lies was becoming understood.
It was supposed to be a constructive discussion about what the industry can do to help guard against mega frauds. But it turned out to be so much more. (Nawfal’s Spaces have also been attracting everyone from Elon Musk to Kim Dotcom.)
Readers may recall The Blind Spot’s deep dive into the depths of the XRP hustle a couple of months ago. Of all the pointless crypto ventures, XRP has always seemed the most acute to us in terms of over-dependence on ridiculously valued crypto tokens that the founding entities control but claim not to control because of complex arms-length structures they instituted post facto (hints of Alameda and FTX not at all).
As for influence operations… XRP’s footprint speaks for itself.
From cosying up with regulators and celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, to hob-nobbing with the powers that be at Davos, XRP has done it all. And very proudly.
Though, perhaps, not quite as effectively as SBF, since the $690k they spent on lobbying the US government in 2020 didn’t put off the Securities and Exchange Commission from going after them in December 2020. Small surprise, Garlinghouse may be bitter about that.
The SEC filed a lawsuit against Ripple and its two senior executives in December 2020, alleging that the cryptocurrency XRP is an unregistered security because its only utility since 2013 has been to be an investment contract in a company that uses it for its payment software.
Meanwhile, Ripple takes great pains to plausibly deny any role cultivating the digital XRP army — a phenomenon best described as a dark arts influence op that likes to unleash untold grief and harassment on anyone questioning the merits of XRP on the internet. The army has recently allied itself with the Qanon movement, which now argues that once the financial system collapses, it will be XRP that takes over.
So what does Brad have to say about the FTX affair?
The session begins calmly enough. Brad says he’s only really there to listen in on what others have to say. But yes, he was surprised by how quickly everything at FTX unfolded while cautioning it’s “hard to know what are all the facts right now”.
“The one big unknown we should all be watching for and care about, it clearly will be a call to action for segments of regulators who are going to say “this is what’s wrong with crypto” when in reality this isn’t a crypto-specific problem and in fact, as I think people on Twitter have commented, the SEC was actively meeting with Sam. And you know in some ways it really isn’t that dissimilar to the SEC spending all their resources on things that aren’t a problem and completely missing the Bernie Madoffs, and in this case, you know what appears to or is alleged to be a pretty egregious. And I think the likelihood is unfortunately Sam’s going to end up in jail.”
“The library case I think people are saying various comparisons, but it doesn’t really compare in terms of their legal strategy and the facts. There’s a whole bunch of things that are just very very different about them. That gave the SEC something to crow about.You know, when this whole shit show started with the SEC I tweeted out in December of 2020 that this was an attack on the whole industry and not just an attack on Ripple, and I think candidly a lot of people called bullshit that’s not true.”
“It’s zero,” says Brad confidently.
When it comes to Ripple, Brad stresses they have no debt.
“For all intents and purposes we’ve never had any debt, we’ve got a billion dollars of cash.”
“Well yeah Ripple Labs, the parent company …. all the things I just said regard Ripple Labs the parent. Where it sits in a particularly subsidiary or something like that for structural reasons is kind of irrelevant for that purpose.”
Defensive Brad now makes an appearance:
“We haven’t raised, I mean… that’s not a question for me to answer, right, because I’m not the investor you know. It’s just somebody coming in to invest in Ripple and make a determination on all the assets that Ripple has. We have a, you know, rapidly growing business, we own a bunch cash. We’ve invested over $500m in over 60 companies across the crypto space – some XRP-related. Some having nothing to do with XRP. I’ll let others opine about that. We haven’t raised money in a long time. The last private money we raised was at a $10bn valuation in, uh, 2019 I think.”
Brad now brings out the obfuscation.
“We do sell some, only to customers and if you’re paying close attention we repurchase the vast majority of what we sell and you know when we sell it then it’s marked at the price it’s sold – that’s revenue from an accounting point of view.”
Brad stresses all the info the market needs is in the market reports, and, you know what, he wasn’t really expecting to be probed on a Twitter spaces.
“Frankly, it was Sunday morning. I was paying attention to Twitter, and, it’s like, I’ll listen in.”
Brad sticks to the same message: be transparent. He name-drops a panel he was on with Joe Lubin, the ConsenSys founder, at the World Economic Forum a few years ago. The latter was “going after him” with some of the same questions. But Brad says he cleverly asked him “how much Eth does consensus own or sell?” and, guess what, he says he wouldn’t answer either.
“I would challenge the whole industry just to be more transparent,” he concludes.
Which, we guess, is pretty much everything you need to know.
In the world of self-floated token finance, everything is a mega bluff and the only understanding that counts is: “I’ll show you mine, only if you show me yours.”