Good morning, Aloha and greetings fellow market wizards
Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone, especially my geopolitical zoomer down there in the south of Spain, dario…
Hello all!!
some Turkey talk to start the day
On Thanksgiving we note ‘In 1986, the average turkey weighed 20 pounds. By 2006, that had risen to 28.2 pounds per bird’.
i think the average american has also seen a similar weight increase
Turkey-flation
apparently, farming of turkeys is more efficient (they are fed antibiotics for some reason)
Joe Biden confused Britney Spear and Taylor Swift when he made a joke pardoning two birds (turkeys) in a thanksgiving ceremony. It’s easily done.
No irony, I mean it’s easily done.
Turkey facts: a male is called a tom, a female is a hen, both sexes gobble apparently, they sleep in trees and they have 270 degree vision
Turkeys are so called because they resembled guinea fowl which originally came from east Africa but crucially through the Ottoman empire so when settlers to the US saw wild birds in America resembling the guinea fowl they called them turkey cocks or turkey hens.
Incidentally in Turkey the birds is called Hindi, relating to India and the French call them dinde which is a contraction of ‘poulet d’inde’ or Indian chicken.
(what I had for dinner last night at Tangawizi in St Margarets
so we are 60 yrs on from the death of JFK now
grassy knoll, the book depository, lee harvey oswald, magic bullet, jack Ruby etc
And a decade on from the Revolution of dignity in Ukraine in 2013
Apparently in Spain the word for Turkey ‘pavo’ comes from a word to designate a stupid person who is easily fooled
From the latin Pavus
we have a word ‘pavonine’ in English which means peacock like
And a sprinkle of humour before we enter the show proper
International diplomacy live on X
Yes Izzy – we’re getting into that 😉
enough etymology
and twitter
Yesterday we spoke on key insiders who were selling their shares consistnetly
Today we have more – Salesforce insiders have sold around $700mn of stock recently since June
Which tends to be very accurately timed for stock price decreases
Speaking of good timing – a Japanese carmaker has released the cutest ever mini-van just as Tesla’s Cybertruck starts making deliveries two years after schedule
Look at it! So cute!
resembles a golf cart
Called the “PUZZLE” , it’s a Japanese EV with roof-mounted solar panels. The car has everything you need in a disaster situation – much like the Cybertruck promised with its bulletproof body.
“That focus on disaster resilience is front and center in the PUZZLE electric van as well, which features onboard AC outlets, USB ports, wi-fi internet connectivity, and emergency tools. Roof-mounted solar panels are included to ensure functionality even during prolonged power outages. There’s even a first-aid kit and a crowbar, just in case whatever disaster you’ve encountered can be helped by extra leverage.”
(I secretly always wanted to own and drive a black london cab)
Perhaps this is the type of approach carmakers should focus on to entice EV buyers – a clear focus on commercial application in cities
(the EVs biggest attraction is still the incredible $/mile rate in congested environments.)
Whatever the answer is – EV makers clearly need more of them
Ford just announce dthey’re scaling back plans for a huge $3.5bn battery plant in Michigan owing to slower than expected demand
Izzy is spoiling her own show
lmao
spoiler alert!!
The company announced this Tuesday it would cut planned production capacity at the plant by roughly 43%, and would reduce its expected employment from 2,500 jobs to 1,700 jobs – though the lessening in investment $ figure was left undisclosed.
But not every EV maker is struggling
big news in the EVTol landscape
what is evtol?
EVTOL is a horrible word for ‘manned drones’ – Electric Vertical Take Off and Landing
Lillium has just announced they will begin production of the Lillium jet for next year, with a large factory capable of churning out around 100 products a year.
great acronym but doesnt roll off the tongue
Yes David – questions abound
The Lillium jet is one of the few EVTol models I’m not totally dead-set against.
lol Izzy
I’ve been following the drone space closely for a decade, and the manned drone space for the last half decade, and I’m dead-set on the idea that a double-canard configuration is the only way forward – like Lillium’s jet:
Why the double canard? Because you get solid lift surface areas for forward flight, and a much more capable stall profile
Now – plenty of skepticism online about Lillium’s use of 40something ducted microturbines – an industry first
But I wish them all the best
I actually sat in the Lillium myself – I wasn’t unimpressed
comfy?
Like all EVs – nope. seats looked cushioned but they really weren’t
did a camp ryan air cabin crew try and sell you his range of perfume on the cheap?
Unfortunately, there was no space for a pop out cabin crew
or a cheesy panino?
Unlike other EVTOL manufacturers that harp on about ‘electric urban mobility’
(a codeword for ‘daddy government please give my unviable business tax money from the working and lower middle classes so I can fly around mediocre consultants’)
“Our jet is meant to replace short-haul private jet travel” Lillium’s Alberto Caruso chief designer told me with refreshing honesty – “and it won’t be for everyone”.
At least, that’s what I vaguely remember him telling me.
I was too busy invisibly congratulating the man internally for not lying through his teeth about how EVTols are the general future of air travel
how they will save the world
yada yada
like every other EVTOL salesman – read grifter – was doing – to really listen to him
I still remember sitting in the World Economic Forum chalet at the Paris Air Show this summer as makers of some of the most world-renown air mobility vendors spoke at length about how their debut to shuttle tourists around in next year’s Paris Olympics would be the start of an illustrious industry.
That is until the Paris delegate mentioned a cursed word – “we just need to get more understanding on the costs of EVTols” – something which made everyone on stage gulp, look around slightly disoriented, and receive the saving shout of “to the canapés!” which followed with evident relief.
so they have no idea how much it costs to build one of these?
Precious little – and similarly low research on expected market size.
minor detail
It’s an industry mostly built on hot air with few exceptions
Just for that honesty from Caruso (and their immaculately beautiful design), Lillium got my Kudos. Though I guess my ex was right and I never really listen.
anything going on in the Open Ai saga? Given Izzy’s breathless input below I assume rather a lot
Not THAT much – but some things:
Some more intelligence crumbs to the OpenAI disaster pie have come to light.
Two unnamed sources “close to the matter” revealed to Reuters that Altman’s ouster was precipitated by a letter on an “Ai Breakthrough” regarding a program called Q*
The maker of ChatGPT had made progress on Q*, which some internally believe could be a breakthrough in the startup’s search for superintelligence, also known as artificial general intelligence (AGI), one of the people told Reuters. OpenAI defines AGI as AI systems that are smarter than humans.
Given vast computing resources, the new model was able to solve certain mathematical problems, the person said on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on behalf of the company. Though only performing math on the level of grade-school students, acing such tests made researchers very optimistic about Q*’s future success, the source said.
But
Reuters journalists were unable to review the letter’s contents – or even see a copy of it. They were left without comment by the researchers who supposedly wrote the letter, and OpenAI declined to comment on the allegations
More smoke and mirrors?
But the rabbit hole is truly getting murky now
that is a mixed metaphor!
Another article doing the rounds in social media spoke about Sam Altman’s allegedly ‘mixed’ private reputation amongst those in the know in Silicon Valley
Chief among these concerns was his apparently hasty and murky exit from YCombinator last year
Tied to this are a series of anonymous online accounts that seem fixated on convincing people to file an SEC whistleblower complaint for improper behaviour against Altman
They claim Altman modified the openAI’s board to circumvent his fiduciary duty to OpenAI to return the favour to Satya Nadella for getting him hired as OpenAI CEO after his hasty exit from YCombinator
One of the weird accounts in question:
And these accounts consistently tie the completely unclarified allegations of Altman’s behaviour at YCombinator with allegations from his younger sister of having suffered emotional and sexual abuse by her older brother when they were younger
i see his sister accused him of ‘technological abuse’?
what is that, please O Zoomer, teach me the ways of this world I ont understand
did he hit her with his keyboard? is that technological abuse?
Whatever the truth to the affair, there is clearly a gang of people online wishing to combine al the allegations into one stinking PR nightmare bucket for Sam
before we are sued for libel, let us proceed swiftly oo safer ground like central banks
terra cognita for me, at least
have you ever been sued for libel before or…?
no but i have lost not one
not two
but three jobs for writing things that were not considered befitting of an investment bank
teach me your ways Julian
A cosy consensus is developing that central banks will start cutting sometime in spring, continue reducing rates throughout 2H24, and then sometime in 1H25 inflation will have been subdued and reverted to the magical 2% target.
The risk at this point is not that rates stay higher for longer but that central banks simply don’t cut quick enough because clearly a slowdown is coming across most developed mkts.
Exhibit 1
JPM global fixed income mkts 2024 outlook
The reversal of the fastest and most synchronized DM central banks tightening cycle of 2022-23 will start in 2H24 amidst subpar growth and an ongoing decline in headline inflation to 2% target by 2025. Risks of earlier cuts comes from lingering recession risks whereas additional hikes are a risk scenario only for selective central banks in 1Q24. We expect a steady and gradual easing cycle towards neutral level of rates across DMs if our macro baseline of soft landing unfolds, with differentiation across jurisdictions in terms of start date, pace and terminal. However, risks are tilted towards faster cuts in a recession scenario where the macro outlook warrants easy monetary policy. OIS curves pricing policy rates still above neutral warrant a strategic bullish duration stance in the intermediate sector and eventually steeper curves. We project positive bond returns across DMs in 2024 favouring long in Bunds, OATs and Bonos vs. JGBs in 1h24
exhibit 2
Barclays 2024 outlook
‘the global economy is in better shape than most forecasts (including ours) called for at the start of this year. This is despite two wars on two continents, a bond sell-of for the ages, US banking stresses, and very aggressive hiking cycles. Jobless rates in Western economies are near record lows, inflation has more than halved from its peak in late 2022, equity markets are up healthily for the year, and consumers are still spending. The world economy has stared down a series of challenges in 2023 – and there have been many – and is still on its feet. Moreover, much of the hard work is done.
Hiking cycles are likely close to finished. Oil has stayed below $90 a barrel almost all year, despite wars in Russia and now the Middle East. Home prices across the West have weathered elevated mortgage rates surprisingly well. Two of the three largest banking failures in US history occurred in the first half of the year, and the economy shrugged them of. Financial markets have endured a punishing bond sell-of without a hint of a systemic crisis, despite dire warnings to the contrary.’
exhibit 3
ubs 2024 outlook
we expect central banks to start cutting rates in 2024. In our view, government bond markets are overpricing the risk that high interest rates will represent the new normal, and we also expect yields to fall in 2024. This speaks in favor of limiting cash allocations and locking in yields in quality bonds.
‘slower growth for the US economy in 2024 as consumers face mounting headwinds. We expect European growth to remain subdued, and China to enter a “new normal” of lower, but potentially higher-quality, growth. We think this environment speaks in favor of tilt- 10 A new world ing equity allocations toward quality stocks, including in the technology sector, that can deliver earnings growth even against a backdrop of slowing global growth.’
i think at this juncture what mkts underestimate is geopolitical volatility
the grande spectacle de merde whih the US presidential election promises to be
Izzy – one of the more brilliant things Altman was supposed to lead OpenAI on was the creation of an AI App Store, where you could quickly edit and create a GPT bot for particular needs and then sell it online for a small commission
esp if the maralago ripper is running
wars in europe and the m/e
JPM forecast UST10YR at 3.75% YE24 and a decline in UK bond yields of a similar magnitude
regarding Japan
The BoJ has two levers to pull—the short-term policy rate and its balance sheet policy—and we expect the BoJ to prioritize the latter. Market pricing indicates a 80% probability of a NIRP exit by the April MPM and expectations for an additional 15bp of hikes by the November 2024 MPM. We expect the BoJ to under-deliver relative to market expectations, especially what is being priced in beyond a NIRP exit. On duration, we have a stronger conviction to receive front-end swaps; we keep receiving 1Yx1Y swap and hold 5Y swap spread narrowers. On curve, we think there is value in entering 2s/10s JGB steepeners. Given the recent curve moves, it may be tempting to (re)enter bearish expressions on 20Y, but we recommend to remain on the sidelines for now.
David – surely basic arithmetic is something that could be ported onto the model, sticking a Wolfram Alpha bot onto a GPT language output thingiemabob?
if what they say about Japan is true then yen weakness may persist, providing further oomph to the Nikkei.
For now, according to this chart from Bloomberg, inflation is back in Japan – for the first time in 40 years.
JPM’s recommendations for 2024 seem very consensual
A large and synchronized monetary tightening drag has been blunted by a resilient private sector and positive fiscal and commodity price shocks • Inflation is elevated but divergent. Growth is poised to slow as positive shocks fade, while rising yields and tighter credit bite • We expect subpar 2.1%ar global GDP growth in 1H24 • Vulnerability likely to build gradually: We see a 25% chance of recession by 1H24, 45% by 2H24, and 60% by 1H25 • Our bottom-up country forecasts do not incorporate a 2024-25 recession: US and Western Europe growth slips below 1%, EM anticipated to grow at trend-like 3.8% • We do not believe inflation can be controlled on a sustained expansion path, but recent developments soften our scepticism •Domestic demand shortfalls in China and Europe point to a potential ongoing disinflationary impulse • Soft-landing outcome dependent on inflation decline that allows monetary easing to begin by about midyear • A mild recession is not a mild event and would generate a meaningfully more adverse outcome than a sluggish growth soft landing
David – Yes as it currently stands but isn’t it a given that in the very near future someone will be able to combine a GPT language model with a wolfram-alfa like bot to create what Izzy’s asking? It’s hardly rocket science
Speaking of recessions or lack thereof
Hedge fund shorties continue to suffer calamitous losses due to the latest rally – up to $43bn
“Short sellers, many of whom had built up bets against companies exposed to higher borrowing costs over the past year or so, have been caught out by a “painful” rebound in “low quality” stocks this month, said Barclays’ head of European equity strategy Emmanuel Cau. That has come as the market has grown more confident that the US Federal Reserve’s cycle of rate rises is finally over.”
Wrote the FT
But the much vaunted rally isn’t universal
Bloomberg combined the average stock price growth of several brands which catered to the ameircan middle class which showed otehrwise
these arent growth stocks
Well that’s probably why most of the online discussion was about what the nature of ‘middle class’ or ‘upper middle class’ meant
Several articles have been recently penned outlining the views of anxious doctors and lawyers, where 31% of those with $1mn or more of investable assets surveyed considered themselves “middle class” rather than “upper middle class”.
I don’t see how people can scoff at the concept. Maybe if you live in rural Milwaukee. But in megalopolies like London that would seem an adequate statement
A brilliant article I can no longer find on the FT reported on families with median incomes surpassing 200/300k a year that struggled to make ends meet. How? Well, add a variable interest mortgage rate on a swanky house and two kids in private school, and you’re basically already cutting it thin.
And that’s not a UK or US-only phenomenon. And as they say, when money leaves home, love is the first thing out the door.
And speaking of love thy neighbour (or failing to):
Geert Wilders only loves some of his neighbours
but that didnt stop him coming out on top in the Dutch election
before we discuss them
his success had me wondering who has the worst barnet in global politics?
What’s a barnet
cockney rhyming slang
I’ve heard of that
Barnet fair – hair
(although I have never heard tell of a fair in Barnet)
Starting with of course, our very own MP who claims his hair has been ‘enhanced’ Michael Fabricant
geert
Fat Donny
Bojo
chainsaw Milei
Lukashitshow
These all look like they could be lush microhabitats for those of us with milimetric lifestyles
and kim wrong’un
answers on a postcard please
but there’s clearly something about populists sporting a leonine mane which attracts voters and gives off a whiff of masculinity
There needs to be some kind of commission established in every country to monitor the ridiculous hairpieces before these people are allowed on the ballot because it appears democracy will be the better for it if we can just eliminate all these nutjobs before they even get there
serious point about Wilders, is whether anyone is prepared to work with him so he may not yet be able to form a govt although in Holland this process can take months.
I managed to get a Dutchie to give us some insightful political analyses
To make up for my total lack of knowledge
VVD properly f*cked it because they opened the door towards working together with the PVV for the first time and focused heavily on immigration during the elections. They even let our previous cabinet collapse over immigration (while there were many other issues) basically to line up their position into this election. They horribly underestimated the PVV in this context as they are basically issue-owner on the subject. Also, the PVV chose for a more mild political campaign, solely focusing on migration (issue-owner) and ‘solving’ the needs of all dutch citizens using unrealistic and populistic standpoints (make all healthcare free, stop with climate action completely, amongst others). This in combination with VVD (largest political party) not openly excluding them from a cabinet for the first time in a while made them an attractive vote for a lot of unhappy / unheared citizens. Imo the VVD should have called them out for all their bullshit more often and highlight their true political opinions instead of trying to stand with them against the left and underestimating them. Also a big reason is that it is sort of an anti-vote, as in anti current government, who are blamed for covid policy, inflation, energy bills etc.
yes, Yesilgoz said she would consider it and it coincided with the late surge for Wilders
And he also highlighted some quite astounding bits of Wilders’ electoral manifesto that have gone unpublished, and mostly undebated
• Preventively lock up jihad sympathizers through administrative detention
• Stop arts and culture subsidies
• The financing of the public broadcasting will be completely terminated
• The Netherlands is not an Islamic country: no Islamic schools, Qurans and mosques
• Residence status holders who go on holiday to their country of origin immediately lose their residence permit
• Ban on wearing Islamic headscarves in government buildings, including the States General
• Ban on dual nationality
These are the most outrageous ones I could find amongst them
Number 1 being the most insanely dangerous proposal of them all
Just like a ban on Islamic headscarves. Leave the women be – why shouldn’t they wear what they feel comfortable in. Jesus
India
India!!
we wrote recently about the bubble that has been developing in Indian equities and how trouble was potentially storing up, given stretched valuations, ponzi schemes, trading syndicates and the like
Article on Bloomberg yesterday highlighting the very same
it only takes a sudden shift in sentiment to trigger outflows here and as we mentioned yesterday some charts on China are starting to bottom out and look interesting on technicals
This informs the contrarian trade I have been suggesting for a little while
Interesting point made by Zerohedge (although I generally find this media outlet repellent and pro-Russia)
and to underline this point, the Swedes this morning, confounded expectations by not hiking rates
instead leaving them at 4%
on India, you had something else which might potentially trigger a change in sentiment for intl investors perhaps?
Yes we do. Now that we see that India isn’t exactly ‘killing it’ economically, we do have some news about the country’s international appetite for assasination
I wonder what hotels state-backed assasins get to stay in
The suite at a Hilton?
tough to pitch that one
you need a bath at least to wash all the blood off
The Financial Times and other outlets have run with a story titled “US thwarted plot to kill Sikh separatist on American soil” and issued a warning to India’s government over concerns it was involved in the plot
(or to dissolve the body in acid a la Khashoggi)
And you need an adequate terrace and a view in order to dramatically smoke your cigarette after a hard days work
“The target of the plot was Gurpatwant Singh Pannun, an American and Canadian citizen who is general counsel for Sikhs for Justice, a US-based group that is part of a movement pushing for an independent Sikh state called “Khalistan”.”
This followed a similar event in Canada, where Justin Trudeau – aka mister nepobaby – stated there were ‘credible allegations’ that linked New Delhi to the fatal shooting of a similar Sikh separatist in Vancouver
The affair is a particularly thorny one for the Western alliance due to a number of reasons
First among them is that India holds a key position as the sole local state actor that can counter China’s muscle somewhat
Meaning Washington has been very reticent abou using its ammunition in decrying Delhi’s attempted (and alleged) breach of American sovereignty
Second is singificant Sikh and Indian voting populations, which are more relevant, tbh, in Canada
BUT
As you can imagine
its far more complicated than Modi Bad, Sikh Activist Good
i presume it’s more about investment than votes?
That’s somethign I should definitely read up on
You mean trade deals and such?
exactly
We wrote about this issue in the blind spot wrap some weeks ago
The Indian press, together with Indian public figures, have decried Canada, and the West more broadly, for harbouring an alleged terrorist, and claimed that the Trudeau government’s actions reflect “the interference of Canadian diplomats in India’s internal matters and their involvement in anti-India activities”, and that Canada has given space to “a range of illegal activities including murders, human trafficking and organised crime” linked to the Khalistani movement.
What? Western countries supporting terrorism abroad and acting shocked when similar methods are used in the West?
I’m so surprised
Here’s some quick background:
The Khalistan movement is a separatist Sikh movement in the Indian region of Punjab. While calls for a separate Sikh state have existed since the 30s, the movement as it is known today only began flourishing during and after the Indian-Pakistan war of 1971. While the movements’ zenith passed in the 1980s, after which its continuous use of violence drained its support among moderate Sikhs in India, Khalistani groups continue to obtain some sympathy among Western activists, Western-based Indian citizens, and capitals to this day owing to continued repressive actions by the Indian army and police against Sikh groups.
As can be expected, the nature of the violence in the Punjab region is truly complicated. It’s not merely a matter that pits Hindus against Sikhs. For instance, a sizeable chunk of the Indian soldiers who participated in the brutal Operation Blue Star crackdown — when the Indian army assaulted the Sikh’s most venerated temple as it was hosting an armed Khalistani liberation group — were Sikh.
And India is right to be sceptical of Western claims that espouse their protection of these violent activists with the typical ‘crying wolf’ concepts of asylum and freedom of speech
Many of the initial actions that began the modern Khalistani movement were started by a Sikh activist called Jagjit Singh Chohan in the United Kingdom and the United States during the 70s. Operating from a London building termed “Khalistan House”, Chohan started issuing Khalistani passports and dollars. And we needn’t remind our readers that the Pakistani ISI, forever closely linked to the United States, had a key and unsurprising role in arming and aiding Khalistani separatists.
I see there are 23 million Sikhs in India
And what’s more confusing still is that the West is still actively protecting and promoting some of these violent individuals
Jaspal Atwal is a member of the International Sikh Youth Federation, a pro-Khalistani independence group, and resides in Canada. Atwal viciously beat up a Sikh lawyer named Ujjal Dosanjh in Canada, 1985, was freed on a technicality, and then shot a Punjab Cabinet Minister in Vancouver Island in 1986. So what the heck was he doing with the official Canadian delegation when Trudeau visited India in 2018? The Former Chief Minister of Punjab, Captain Amarinder Singh, also recently claimed that Khalistani extremists are getting aid from Canada, the UK, and curiously, Italy – as well as the Pakistani ISI.
that’s a population big enough to have a civil war
Strange isn’t it?
There is so much to these ethnonationalist conflicts that’s hidden under the rug of conflicting histories
last few minutes so just touching in brief on the latest developments in China
the govt is drawing up a list of fifty companies (including Country Garden) which will qualify for govt support
the developers require some $450bn of funding to plug shortfalls
and state/ regional banks are reluctant to provide this without explicit govt backing
this is coming
CCP is mostly concerned with stability and control and the property mkt’s problems are the gravest threat to this at present
Allowing banks to offer unsecured loans is one measure being considered. Measures taken by govt so far have been mostly piecemeal and verbal interventions but serious subsidies are obviously in the pipeline.
a big bazooka is in the offing, i suspect
and that’s combined with more bad news in terms of insolvencies – China’s huge wealth manager Zhongzhi has flagged for insolvency with $64bn in liabilities
are you going to have aturkey lunch with all the trimmings don there in Marbella, dario?
We don’t celebrate holidays for ‘herejes’ here, thank you
(heretics)
I’m on the way to the wine merchants where I will once again hope to sell the overpriced to the unsuspecting and today I expect an influx of Americans looking for something to go with their turkey. I will be recommending pinot noirs from Burgundy or New Zealand.
Bon appetit
nunc tempus taciendi
adios
arriverderci